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SAVAGE: There Were 2 Breakups & 1 Walk Out On Tonight’s ‘Bachelor In Paradise’

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Tonight’s episode of Bachelor In Paradise was bloody brutal, with two ladies leaving, one guy walking out and two couples breaking up. It made my body hurt all over.

At the rose ceremony, despite their best efforts (including FIRE HANDS!) Elora and Florence were sent home. Neither got a rose cos ya boi American Jared decided he was done with paradise, leaving the island and wasting his damn rose. Rude!

Despite giving Simone a rose,  Apollo wasn’t looking so good following the rose ceremony and decided he needed to talk to the British blondie.

DON’T CRY MY SWEET BABY BOY!!!!

We think Apollo was sort of breaking up with Simone, although I’m not entirely sure she took it that way. He definitely said he wasn’t going to fall in love with her but then they also hugged a lot and said they were leaving together???

Viewers aren’t too sure what went down:

On the opposite end, we know that Thomas DEFINITELY broke up with Rachael.

Prompted by Osher telling the gang that only the couples that see a future together should stay in paradise, the couple were left feeling… fucking awks.

Pls make this pain stahp…

Thomas and Rachael have only been on one date at this point, however by BIP standards that does equate to a good five/six years.

Either way, Thomas was quick to say he had zero feelings for Rachael, which of course came after convincing her to give him her last rose. This show, you guys! It’s actually destroying my soul/overall sense of self-worth. Lol.

Viewers found it all v brutal: