If You’re Not Following This Sassy Prince George Instagram Account, WTF Are You Doing With Your Life

While I’m not that bothered by the royal wedding – yeah yeah, rich white people bowing/Princess Beatrice wears a hat that doubles as a velociraptor – what I am keen to see is Buckingham Palace’s no.1 boi: Sassy Prince George.

For the uninitiated, Will and Kate’s golden child actually has a pretty huge presence on Instagram. Former Will and Grace executive producer Gary Janetti has amassed a casual 360k followers from posting a constant stream of sassy Prince George memes. Or who knows, maybe it’s George doing it himself, just undercover.

A running joke on the account seems to be prince’s disapproval of the marriage of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, and most amusingly lil George’s seething hatred for the Suits actress.

So instead of watching the royal wedding, I’ll have my eyes glued to this Instagram account to see who Georgie is judging next.

Here are some of our fave posts:

Poor Georgie!

"Well, nobody fucking asked me."

A post shared by Gary Janetti (@garyjanetti) on Mar 15, 2018 at 9:55am PDT

He’s a hard-to-please kid and only deserves the very best.

"If this isn't from Louis Vuitton I'm going to be so pissed."

A post shared by Gary Janetti (@garyjanetti) on Mar 7, 2018 at 10:03am PST

Prince George is S.A.V.A.G.E.

"Botox! Get Botox!"

A post shared by Gary Janetti (@garyjanetti) on Mar 23, 2018 at 10:05am PDT

‘You w0t, m8?’

"I don't know her."

A post shared by Gary Janetti (@garyjanetti) on Mar 28, 2018 at 2:47pm PDT

This is my fight song.

“Look out ‘cause here I come, and I’m marching on to the beat I drum, I’m not scared to be seen, I make no apologies, this is me!”

A post shared by Gary Janetti (@garyjanetti) on Mar 9, 2018 at 6:31pm PST

‘Are you trippin’???’

"AHAHAHAHA! Commoners eat this 'we're just like you' shit up! My BUTLER makes my pizza, BITCH!"

A post shared by Gary Janetti (@garyjanetti) on Mar 22, 2018 at 1:01pm PDT

Lowly peasants need not apply.

“Hello, nobodies.”

A post shared by Gary Janetti (@garyjanetti) on Feb 3, 2018 at 3:42pm PST

‘Dad, can you not? You’re ruining my moment to shine.’

"Well, this is fucking awkward."

A post shared by Gary Janetti (@garyjanetti) on Apr 4, 2018 at 6:57pm PDT

‘Who is this basic chick???’

“If you’re going to show some leg, you do it like this.”

A post shared by Gary Janetti (@garyjanetti) on Feb 2, 2018 at 10:16am PST

Beg your pardon??!!

"I meant the FASHION police!"

A post shared by Gary Janetti (@garyjanetti) on Mar 14, 2018 at 9:49am PDT

Miranda Priestly would approve.

"Florals? For Spring? Groundbreaking."

A post shared by Gary Janetti (@garyjanetti) on Mar 20, 2018 at 10:44am PDT

It’s not looking good, is it?

“I need to start taking Propecia fucking today.”

A post shared by Gary Janetti (@garyjanetti) on Feb 1, 2018 at 4:05pm PST

‘RECEIPTS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN.’

"The allegations that I leaked these photos are outrageous! I was in possession of her computer only to check my email!"

A post shared by Gary Janetti (@garyjanetti) on Mar 16, 2018 at 10:59am PDT

#Blessed

"Yes, yes, it's very exciting, you get to look at me."

A post shared by Gary Janetti (@garyjanetti) on Feb 26, 2018 at 2:46pm PST

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Header via Instagram (@garyjanetti)